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Postato da Sheba, 14.09.2015 - 16:28
The scenario:
It is nighttime, the Sun is asleep so the Lions have the stealth advantage. All the Lions spawn in out of thin air on our planet. Who would win?

Here is what I came up with after extensive study, they are 5 ways the the Lions could easily defeat the Sun.:

1.) One trillion lions, each one is around 10 ft. long. That's 10,000,000,000,000 feet of lion. The Sun is 93,000,000 miles away from the Earth.
93,000,000 miles = 491,040,000,000 feet. You don't have to be a mathematician to see that 10,000,000,000,000 > 491,040,000,000.
The Lions stand on top of each other to create a ladder to the Sun and unscrew the lightbulb.
The Lions are our victors.

2.) The Sun has virtually no offence, it will take a couple billion years for our Sun to be able to swell up enough in size to be able to engulf the Earth. In that time, the lions will be able to evolve and technologically advance well enough to create a massive nuke arsenal and destroy the Sun.

3.) One trillion lions summoned from thin air in one condensed area would collapse in one each other in an instant, creating their own gravitational pull.
Oh wait, too many lions at one time. It creates a black hole.
It sucks up the Sun like a 40 year old pornstar.
The Sun gives in to the black hole and is wiped from existence.

4.) The combined body heat of the lions creates a massive Giga Lion Sun that engulfs our Sun.

5.) I mean, Lions are the kings of the jungle, they are pretty badass.
16.09.2015 - 06:03
Great thread! Sheba that was hillarious man lol.

In all seriousness i support the lions and they have been scientifically proven as perfectly capable of beating the sun!

-by studying lions atoms in the quantum level, Brian Green observed that the electrons orbiting lion atoms nuclei, are mutated and emmit radioinactive freeze rays, enough to make the lions get close to the sun without its atoms moving at all, therefore invulnerable to suns heat.
-Then the lions would ejaculate in the sun and as we know lions semen has the property to disable gravity and would make the sun spread out.
- Then the lions would fart in the sun and as we know lions farts contain a huge amount of compressed oxygen atoms
- Sun becomes a big swimming pool and space temperature makes it a solid punchbag for Lions and their babies to practice

gg sun
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16.09.2015 - 15:00
Scritto da Khal.eesi, 16.09.2015 at 06:03



gg sun

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16.09.2015 - 16:02
Scritto da Sun Tsu, 16.09.2015 at 15:00

Scritto da Khal.eesi, 16.09.2015 at 06:03



gg sun



Sorry Sun, even your destructive 1v1 abilities are no match for the awesome powers of a trillion lions.
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16.09.2015 - 16:03
Scritto da Khal.eesi, 16.09.2015 at 06:03

Great thread! Sheba that was hillarious man lol.

In all seriousness i support the lions and they have been scientifically proven as perfectly capable of beating the sun!

-by studying lions atoms in the quantum level, Brian Green observed that the electrons orbiting lion atoms nuclei, are mutated and emmit radioinactive freeze rays, enough to make the lions get close to the sun without its atoms moving at all, therefore invulnerable to suns heat.
-Then the lions would ejaculate in the sun and as we know lions semen has the property to disable gravity and would make the sun spread out.
- Then the lions would fart in the sun and as we know lions farts contain a huge amount of compressed oxygen atoms
- Sun becomes a big swimming pool and space temperature makes it a solid punchbag for Lions and their babies to practice

gg sun

Thank you for your support! It is good to see another astronomical scholar on this thread that knows what he's talking about.
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16.09.2015 - 23:50
This thread is 101% retarded
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17.09.2015 - 15:59
Scritto da 5th SS Wiking, 16.09.2015 at 23:50

This thread is 101% retarded

That's an odd way of saying: "This post is far too advanced for my feeble peasant mind."
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