Your best pickup lines

Damn girl are you UK ? Because I want to play you.

[pr] Death1812: I have a penis and a knife ..... one of them is going into you tonight

[pr] AwesomeNameHere: I like Potatoes

[pr] Your Bitch: you might as well come invite me home with you...im gonna follow you anyway

[cn] ●Trystane Martell: What's the difference between a sofa and me ? I don't pull out

Hi I am Nero is the best pickup line

Scritto da Guest, 30.08.2016 at 15:41

Hi I am Nero is the best pickup line

stop upvote farm plox

Scritto da Black Swans, 30.08.2016 at 15:43

Scritto da Guest, 30.08.2016 at 15:41

Hi I am Nero is the best pickup line

stop upvote farm plox

upvote for upvote

Scritto da Guest, 30.08.2016 at 15:44

Scritto da Black Swans, 30.08.2016 at 15:43

Scritto da Guest, 30.08.2016 at 15:41

Hi I am Nero is the best pickup line

stop upvote farm plox

upvote for upvote

k

Scritto da Black Swans, 30.08.2016 at 15:50

Scritto da Guest, 30.08.2016 at 15:44

Scritto da Black Swans, 30.08.2016 at 15:43

Scritto da Guest, 30.08.2016 at 15:41

Hi I am Nero is the best pickup line

stop upvote farm plox

upvote for upvote

k

upvoted

Scritto da Guest, 30.08.2016 at 15:51

Scritto da Black Swans, 30.08.2016 at 15:50

Scritto da Guest, 30.08.2016 at 15:44

Scritto da Black Swans, 30.08.2016 at 15:43

Scritto da Guest, 30.08.2016 at 15:41

Hi I am Nero is the best pickup line

stop upvote farm plox

upvote for upvote

k

upvoted

same

Are you exhausted?

Cause you were on my mind all night yesterday.

Never actually say this but ok.

Scritto da Cold Case, 30.08.2016 at 16:44

[i]Are you exhausted?

Cause you were on my mind all night yesterday.[i]

Never actually say this but ok.

sorry this doesnt make any sense

Excuse me?

Do you want a hotdog with those buns?

Scritto da Phoenix, 30.08.2016 at 17:12

Excuse me?

Do you want a hotdog with those buns?

does that even work

Scritto da Black Swans, 30.08.2016 at 17:27

Scritto da Phoenix, 30.08.2016 at 17:12

Excuse me?

Do you want a hotdog with those buns?

does that even work

Ohhh you want one that works?

Try this

Excuse me do you mind if I follow you? My mother told me to follow my dreams....

jk... pick up lines never work wtf

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.

Hi, (look her up and down) you'll do

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
cuz i can see myself in your pants

Scritto da AlBoZzZ, 30.08.2016 at 17:03

Scritto da Cold Case, 30.08.2016 at 16:44

[i]Are you exhausted?

Cause you were on my mind all night yesterday.[i]

Never actually say this but ok.

sorry this doesnt make any sense

Well know it in greek so I just tried to translate it to english so yeah you prob right.

Scritto da DeepFriedUnicorn, 30.08.2016 at 17:49

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

thanks

You can trust me, I'm a Mod.

Scritto da Columna Durruti, 30.08.2016 at 20:36

You can trust me, I'm a Mod.

Worst pickup lines*

10 years ago me and my friend had a bet to use the worst pickup line to get a girl
The results my friend got slapped 17 times in the face but the 18th girl liked his cunning and he got laid....
Pickup line:
Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

That moment girls get in to my van... and there is no pokemon

Your generation is super weird so idk if this still works but the best line when i was dating was a genuine
"hey we dont know each other but i think your cute, wanna grab a coffe or drink and get to know each other better?"

But honestly back in my days we used to just drag the girls to our cave
Idk if thats legal now...is it?

Scritto da 1GodofWar1, 31.08.2016 at 02:54

Your generation is super weird so idk if this still works but the best line when i was dating was a genuine
"hey we dont know each other but i think your cute, wanna grab a coffe or drink and get to know each other better?"

Too cliche.

Netflix and Chill is were its at.

"I have pizza and wine, want to come over?"

Scritto da Phoenix, 31.08.2016 at 03:05

Scritto da 1GodofWar1, 31.08.2016 at 02:54

Your generation is super weird so idk if this still works but the best line when i was dating was a genuine
"hey we dont know each other but i think your cute, wanna grab a coffe or drink and get to know each other better?"

Too cliche.

Netflix and Chill is were its at.

"I have pizza and wine, want to come over?"

I prefer imax and climax

Scritto da 1GodofWar1, 31.08.2016 at 02:54

Your generation is super weird so idk if this still works but the best line when i was dating was a genuine
"hey we dont know each other but i think your cute, wanna grab a coffe or drink and get to know each other better?"

Yeah, probably, I just like reading pickup lines

Scritto da Phoenix, 31.08.2016 at 03:05

Scritto da 1GodofWar1, 31.08.2016 at 02:54

Your generation is super weird so idk if this still works but the best line when i was dating was a genuine
"hey we dont know each other but i think your cute, wanna grab a coffe or drink and get to know each other better?"

Too cliche.

Netflix and Chill is were its at.

"I have pizza and wine, want to come over?"

Cliche or not that line alone got me at least 15 chicks over the years

Ok one that makes sense commando helped me remember it.

"You must be Albanian,cause you stole my heart"

Scritto da Cold Case, 31.08.2016 at 10:02

Ok one that makes sense commando helped me remember it.

"You must be Albanian,cause you stole my heart"

What ? Do you have crush on albanian girls or smthg ?

Scritto da Black Swans, 31.08.2016 at 15:12

Scritto da Cold Case, 31.08.2016 at 10:02

Ok one that makes sense commando helped me remember it.

"You must be Albanian,cause you stole my heart"

What ? Do you have crush on albanian girls or smthg ?

To say the truth some teenage albanian girls are hot af.