3 Word Story!

Hey Guys, I bring to this forum a new thread, Where everyone comments 3 words and creates a story,
The story will be updated here every 24 hours!
Lets begin this
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Once On AtWar
There was a Mapmaker which was Talented yet inexperienced but what can a mere mortal kebab like sun do with his, Amazing Godlike Powers A stupid but Well-meaning Serb like Commando Eagle. After He defeated Tophats He got some Amazing hydro weed Mixed with cocaine And Some Mandy Which he wafted Next to you Sat Tact with An illiterate indian And then they Jerked off together In the hot tub Smoking some meth After killing Vale With a cactus.
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In his ass And it was Wonderful. Please dont Rape Hillary Clinton Bcz she will Start accusing Trump For being gay With Bernie Sanders .All the unicorns Are used for Filming beastly pornos With Rudolph the Reindeer He looked longingly At Santa's butthole And sniffed at a high dose In the trunk vote for trump with a dick And a chick in a car In a box Trying to smoke A fucking weed Jefferson saw Lincoln Sucking a dick In Saudi Arabia With the king
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And the princess Grabbing his dick And doing blowjobs Like a boss In cars filled With purple mayonez Because al fappino is Only half Portuguese And half Angolan And quarter Mexican However, she liked Thai ladyboy harrams Donald Trump provided And Clinton trademarked Both joined in a massive orgy Created by Zizou Nero and CE While Amok was Fixing map editor ISIS stormed his Portuguese island home And cut off His man boobs Selling them to A soap factory In order to Pay for adog's Anal addiction treatment for which he
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Had to pay Amok and Ivan To behead them For being AFK In casual games That the host Decreed would play Metyu while he Shits in the South Park uriner Fapping to OneDirection With some lube and some silk From Chinese Japan And Canadian Pakistan There is a Spider shitting on Nero. THE END HAS COME! HALP! Said Zizou as Hdrakon! THE END Time to suicide Said the Sith Shitting himself
While punching amok because he is.
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Dead. The End. Or maybe there Is a way Is a way Follow, in order To make it New and fun For everybody but Not for the Amok because he Is too fat To finish the Fucking map editor. During winter break Death1812 decided to Make a thread About the penguins Map Editor actually would have produced An alive game. If the admins would actually stop being so useless To the point Of them having Thirteen million slaves, Because zephyrusu is Not really doing What he is
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Inteding to do Some really nasty Programming by Amok because he wants to ruin atwar Or,Actually,doing some stupid shit Because he can't Deal with the Power of Kingjim and His stubborn Act of awesomeness, according to him, Kingjim is best But with no Defect. Cold Gets one borrowed Brain from unleashed Pavle is rushing Like Steve. Columna Durruti does really smoke weed heaps Smoke weed everyday Like Waffel. Croat Pavle Didn't notice that his mom